The Newbie Prayer

My friends,

Today I received from my friend Phillip Llewellyn a special “newbie” prayer. I thought it would be great to start the Newbie Internet Marketing blog with this prayer :

Dear Lord, help me find a new, high profit program to promote – for I am in dire need.
•It must be Simple
For I am easily confused by the techie stuff and I am still somewhere on a learning curve.
•It must be Cheap
For times are hard –and everyone is strapped for cash.
•It must be Honest
For in my ignorance and confusion I have fallen amongst thieves and Gurus –
and have been severly ripped off.
•It must be Quick
For I’ve got a mortgage to pay and kids to feed – and really
need a vacation.
•It must be Worldwide
For the Brits are suspicious and hard to motivate – so it
must apply anywhere in the world.
•It must be digital download
For I don’t want monthly quotas – and another garage full of
product I can’t sell.